"Welcome to the world of anything goes. Barbed wire-wrapped baseball bats, steel cages, tacks and table and chairs are just some of the tools these artists of brutality use to take the sport to extremes the Federation and its fans have never witnessed before. These Superstars have become legends through their bodily sacrifices. If we said they didn't get hurt, we'd be lying. Like it hard? Then you'll friggin' love this, man!"